I'm sure you've heard by now that blue is the new black, forty is the new thirty and they're lying through their teeth when they say that last thing. Also, imaginary childhood friends (you know you had one) have been replaced with online friends. They're the same in that no one ever really sees them, but you talk to them, you play with them, your other friends and family think you're just this side of a restraining jacket and you're a lot older than you were when you first had friends you never saw. Sure they're real you might say in that mocking tone you have . Well stop that. Save your mocking for later on when I tell you all about my Internet friends. No, I can't see them, or touch them, although some of them have asked me....um, well, we'll go into that later. People have become friends with other people across the world, sometimes they've become friends with people they'd never become friends with in RL. That means real life for ...
LOL! Some one should call CPS on you, depriving your poor children that way!
ReplyDeleteFive. But only four are worth watching, two of those only occasionally.
ReplyDeleteI was looking at the US Geological Survey site earlier. Did you know you had several earthquakes in your area yesterday?
Sketchy, go ahead and call. I could use some down time, by myself in a small cell where I wouldn't have to clean, or do dishes, or listen to teenagers whine about no cable tv.
ReplyDeleteRichard, that was me, sorry. I was jumping around a lot. ::grin::
Here is a joke I just read in A Prairie Home Companion Pretty Good Joke Book:
ReplyDeleteDo you know why Isaac was only twelve years old when God called Abraham to sacrifice his son?
Because if he had been a teenager, it wouldn't have been a sacrifice.
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Blessed are all mothers of teenagers, for they get much grief.
Oh Kill them, that is SO true! I've also heard that grandchildren are your reward for not killing your teenagers.
ReplyDeleteEither way. it works for me. :grin:
It has been interesting to see how they are communicating more with us. It's been like this: "wow, who are you?" "I'm your Mother" "How long have you been living here?" "Since you were born"
What's on channel 40? I think it's the history channel here... ;)
ReplyDeleteChannel 40 here is the Disney channel.
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