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I am not a bad driver. Honest.

I spent over six hours on the road yesterday. Six hours, in the which I was cut off, tailgated, flipped off and honked at, called 911 to report a poor frightened woman in a dead car in the middle of the freeway and in an hours time at one point on the freeway in the driving rain I did not break 5 miles per hour. I did nothing wrong. Honestly, I didn't. I can just see vicus shaking his head and saying, " riiiight love. You're a woman driver, of course you did something wrong" Wrong, actually I didn't. Despite what my teenagers say , I am a darned good driver. It was pouring rain here as usual, and I was in the fast lane (lane on the left) going the speed limit or just a wee bit above and some neanderthal man behind me was so close to my bumper I thought we were going to be introduced in a fairly awful manner. He went around me, flashing his lights, honking his horn and then flipped me the universal sign of the bird. Lest you continue to believe I was at fa...