Ashley now has pneumonia....
Oh, and my sister has been called back to the boob-squishing department. Seems there is a suspicious asymetrical mass in her right breast.
I do believe we've won the bad news trifecta here! Don Pardo, tell her what she's won!
Well Pamela, pack up those bags under your eyes because you've JUST won the exciting opportunity to administer breathing treatments every three hours to your little girl! Yes Pamela, you'll be waking her up in the middle of the night and having a party! But that's not all! Pretty soon those matching bags under your eyes will be sent on anall expense paid expensive trip to Seattle to wait for the results of your father's angiogram and possible heart surgery while simultaneously awaiting the results of your sister's biopsy! Who could ask for anything more?
Oh, and my sister has been called back to the boob-squishing department. Seems there is a suspicious asymetrical mass in her right breast.
I do believe we've won the bad news trifecta here! Don Pardo, tell her what she's won!
Well Pamela, pack up those bags under your eyes because you've JUST won the exciting opportunity to administer breathing treatments every three hours to your little girl! Yes Pamela, you'll be waking her up in the middle of the night and having a party! But that's not all! Pretty soon those matching bags under your eyes will be sent on an
Oh man! Hang in there. Hope babies, sisters and dads are all doing better soon (and you too!)
ReplyDeleteWhere's that magic wand of mine? Darn. Okay, I'll pray for you.
ReplyDeleteCatharsis is right, P, but the news is good on sis's front (no pun intended).
ReplyDeleteHope daughter's doing better, and all the best to you, your dad and the family about his situation.