Will Soon Be Graduating From High School This means, in some small measure, I have successfully managed to get him through 12 years of school and to the age of 18 alive. No small accomplishment, that. Today he called for a ride home after he rode the bus most of the way to our house. As it was about 90 degrees outside, I obliged. I'm a good mom, plus it got me out of a very hot house and into the sweet deliciousness of my air conditioned vehicle. My oldest and youngest daughters went along for the ride and they spotted The Boy before I did. "What's up with his pants?" Indeed. The operative word for his pants was up . He wears those extremely skinny jeans and he'd rolled them up to about knee level and he was walking towards us with a grimace on his face. He was in pain. You see, five hours earlier, in the throes of near heat exhaustion, he rolled the legs of his pants up and then his legs swelled up. He was unable to remove his own pants or roll down what he...
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YAY for dad being let out of the hospital!
ReplyDeleteYAY for chubby doggies!
She's a cutie, but boy is she pining away for my daddy.
ReplyDeleteShe has learnt to walk on her hind legs.
ReplyDeleteUnlike those folk down south.
poor dog
ReplyDeleteThe 'lawn' could do with a little attention.
ReplyDeleteAhhh she's a cutie!
ReplyDeleteYou're right Dave, the lawn could use some attention. What time will you be here to work on it?
ReplyDeleteIrredento, she's just fine. I let her in right after the picture. Her daddy is coming to get her today.
Sketchy, she is a cutie.
Vicus, does this mean you'll soon be emulating her? We'll require pictures.
OH MY GOD.
ReplyDeleteI just looked at your profile for the first time, and, and, you're a columnist.
and I've read you!
and you read me!
i am trippin my tits off here.
also realized that you do not live in minnesota like i thought you did. god, where do I get these notions? am i just wandring around heavily medicated, in full restraint and nobody bothered to fill me in? geeze! oh geeze!
Yes, Pamela, I will be round to pee on your lawn later. You can photograph it if you wish.
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