Oh puhleeeese let me in!
This is my new house guest. My father's little Beagle. She's spent some time outside in the backyard and she's not liking it much. I've just let her in and she's very much the happy doggy now.
I'm sure you've heard by now that blue is the new black, forty is the new thirty and they're lying through their teeth when they say that last thing. Also, imaginary childhood friends (you know you had one) have been replaced with online friends. They're the same in that no one ever really sees them, but you talk to them, you play with them, your other friends and family think you're just this side of a restraining jacket and you're a lot older than you were when you first had friends you never saw. Sure they're real you might say in that mocking tone you have . Well stop that. Save your mocking for later on when I tell you all about my Internet friends. No, I can't see them, or touch them, although some of them have asked me....um, well, we'll go into that later. People have become friends with other people across the world, sometimes they've become friends with people they'd never become friends with in RL. That means real life for ...
YAY for dad being let out of the hospital!
ReplyDeleteYAY for chubby doggies!
She's a cutie, but boy is she pining away for my daddy.
ReplyDeleteShe has learnt to walk on her hind legs.
ReplyDeleteUnlike those folk down south.
poor dog
ReplyDeleteThe 'lawn' could do with a little attention.
ReplyDeleteAhhh she's a cutie!
ReplyDeleteYou're right Dave, the lawn could use some attention. What time will you be here to work on it?
ReplyDeleteIrredento, she's just fine. I let her in right after the picture. Her daddy is coming to get her today.
Sketchy, she is a cutie.
Vicus, does this mean you'll soon be emulating her? We'll require pictures.
OH MY GOD.
ReplyDeleteI just looked at your profile for the first time, and, and, you're a columnist.
and I've read you!
and you read me!
i am trippin my tits off here.
also realized that you do not live in minnesota like i thought you did. god, where do I get these notions? am i just wandring around heavily medicated, in full restraint and nobody bothered to fill me in? geeze! oh geeze!
Yes, Pamela, I will be round to pee on your lawn later. You can photograph it if you wish.
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