I'm sure you've heard by now that blue is the new black, forty is the new thirty and they're lying through their teeth when they say that last thing. Also, imaginary childhood friends (you know you had one) have been replaced with online friends. They're the same in that no one ever really sees them, but you talk to them, you play with them, your other friends and family think you're just this side of a restraining jacket and you're a lot older than you were when you first had friends you never saw. Sure they're real you might say in that mocking tone you have . Well stop that. Save your mocking for later on when I tell you all about my Internet friends. No, I can't see them, or touch them, although some of them have asked me....um, well, we'll go into that later. People have become friends with other people across the world, sometimes they've become friends with people they'd never become friends with in RL. That means real life for ...
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Actually, speaking from personal experience as both son and parent, I'd recommend a riot gun with a beanbag round
ReplyDeleteBut watch out when he wakes up...
ReplyDeleteROFL!! There are definitely days I would be so tempted by a product like this.
ReplyDeletePlus if you ever need your kid to get up for some reason, they sell these caffeine pills at CVS. I used to use them for undermotivated students when I was a counselor in the public schools - well, no, but I did joke about doing this with their teachers since I took them myself with extra strength aspirin for migraines...
ReplyDeleteUh, Pam? You didn't take my recommendation seriously, did you?
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