I'm sure you've heard by now that blue is the new black, forty is the new thirty and they're lying through their teeth when they say that last thing. Also, imaginary childhood friends (you know you had one) have been replaced with online friends. They're the same in that no one ever really sees them, but you talk to them, you play with them, your other friends and family think you're just this side of a restraining jacket and you're a lot older than you were when you first had friends you never saw. Sure they're real you might say in that mocking tone you have . Well stop that. Save your mocking for later on when I tell you all about my Internet friends. No, I can't see them, or touch them, although some of them have asked me....um, well, we'll go into that later. People have become friends with other people across the world, sometimes they've become friends with people they'd never become friends with in RL. That means real life for ...
Ok, just hand those knives over to me, one by one. Everything is going to be OK.
ReplyDeleteSharp side first?
ReplyDeleteyou need a massage girl!
ReplyDeleteLou Lou
After explaining the subject matter of book No. 1, I can understand the headache.
ReplyDeleteThink of it this way: you're not in Beirut on the wrong side of a tank shell.
Vicus, throw Pammy some chocolate (or diamond earrings) first before she hands over the knives. Believe me, it will help, a lot.
ReplyDeleteOOh! I'll take both the chocolate and the diamonds!
ReplyDeleteWW, you're probably right.
Lou Lou...yes I do.