I'm sure you've heard by now that blue is the new black, forty is the new thirty and they're lying through their teeth when they say that last thing. Also, imaginary childhood friends (you know you had one) have been replaced with online friends. They're the same in that no one ever really sees them, but you talk to them, you play with them, your other friends and family think you're just this side of a restraining jacket and you're a lot older than you were when you first had friends you never saw. Sure they're real you might say in that mocking tone you have . Well stop that. Save your mocking for later on when I tell you all about my Internet friends. No, I can't see them, or touch them, although some of them have asked me....um, well, we'll go into that later. People have become friends with other people across the world, sometimes they've become friends with people they'd never become friends with in RL. That means real life for ...
I'm here! Honest. I am. I'm not an illusion but a real live person.
ReplyDeleteThe people who wrote that article should just shush.
ReplyDeleteObviously written by a wannabe blogger that withered at the first insincere sneer from Vicus. Clearly no British backbone.
ReplyDeleteStay here, Pammy. Do NOT deflect to Wikiwhatsits. Tom couldn't take it. We couldn't be doing with it. And I'd have no-one to direct my nipples at ( I know that should have read 'at whom to direct my nipples' to be grammatically correct but what sort of sucker would fancy such a mouthful?)
Pammy, do NOT stop blogging, we need you. Also, I tried to leave a voice message but when I called the number it gave me another number for customer service? Sorry, I seem to be challenged in a lot of areas.
ReplyDeleteTry again C!!! I'd love to hear your voice.
ReplyDeleteTry again C!!! I'd love to hear your voice.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I checked back on this post. I will try, Pamela. Not right now as I have macaroni about to boil but within the next few days.
ReplyDeleteHang in there, lass, the low bits are what make the good bits so good xx
What a funny out of touch article! To each their own, I always say...
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