Although we've had no snow in six days, this doesn't mean we're not in a state of panic, depression, horror, boredom snowbound-ness. It just means that what fell six days ago is still with us, as is the ice glued to our roads and when I say roads, I mean my driveway.
Oh sure, we could have spread rock salt and melted it but that would mean we'd miss out on all the gut busting (and spine shattering) fun of Trying To Get Mom To The Suburban Without Falling.
So far so good.
We slid our way up to Seattle today, searching for The Best Bread In The Universe. (don't tell my father, he thinks we drove up there to see him) I bought five loaves of The Best Bread In The Universe. I kid you not. Five. I expect that it will all have been consumed by noon tomrrow. I mean it when I say it's The Best Bread In The Universe.
We are expecting another snow storm to hit us in the morning. So help me, if they cancel school I'm going to ...I'm going to....I don't know what I'm going to do.
Probably eat some bread.
Oh sure, we could have spread rock salt and melted it but that would mean we'd miss out on all the gut busting (and spine shattering) fun of Trying To Get Mom To The Suburban Without Falling.
So far so good.
We slid our way up to Seattle today, searching for The Best Bread In The Universe. (don't tell my father, he thinks we drove up there to see him) I bought five loaves of The Best Bread In The Universe. I kid you not. Five. I expect that it will all have been consumed by noon tomrrow. I mean it when I say it's The Best Bread In The Universe.
We are expecting another snow storm to hit us in the morning. So help me, if they cancel school I'm going to ...I'm going to....I don't know what I'm going to do.
Probably eat some bread.
Still no snow here. Keep guzzling the gas over there.
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