Do not go outside to scrape the ice off your vehicle at six in the morning with flip flops on your feet when it is only 24 degrees out. It will not end well for you or for your feet.
Not that I'd do such a thing.
Not that I'd do such a thing.
I'm sure you've heard by now that blue is the new black, forty is the new thirty and they're lying through their teeth when they say that last thing. Also, imaginary childhood friends (you know you had one) have been replaced with online friends. They're the same in that no one ever really sees them, but you talk to them, you play with them, your other friends and family think you're just this side of a restraining jacket and you're a lot older than you were when you first had friends you never saw. Sure they're real you might say in that mocking tone you have . Well stop that. Save your mocking for later on when I tell you all about my Internet friends. No, I can't see them, or touch them, although some of them have asked me....um, well, we'll go into that later. People have become friends with other people across the world, sometimes they've become friends with people they'd never become friends with in RL. That means real life for ...
oh but i would!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmm..... not smart Pammy!
ReplyDeleteok........I gotta ask.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is snow, ice and cold weather and what's that wet stuff that you claim falls outta the sky?????????
Mon 30c
Tues32c
Wed 32c
Thurs 34c
Fri 34c
Sat 36c
Sun 36c
Mon 38c with thundery showers.
I never heard of thunder in the shower.
Good tip...I'll write that down and put it by the door where it will be sure to remind me.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should footnote that if you are a teenager this doesn't apply to you because above all, you must look cool even if it means wearing flip flops all year round with every single outfit.
ReplyDeletePaige, you are SO right! Teenagers MUST look cool at all times. It's a death sentence to them if they don't.
ReplyDeleteWhitesnake, it's called COLD WEATHER. We're suffering from it right now.
Janet, yes, I did it. And I paid the price.
Anna...I learn things the hard way.