Do not go outside to scrape the ice off your vehicle at six in the morning with flip flops on your feet when it is only 24 degrees out. It will not end well for you or for your feet.
Not that I'd do such a thing.
Not that I'd do such a thing.
Will Soon Be Graduating From High School This means, in some small measure, I have successfully managed to get him through 12 years of school and to the age of 18 alive. No small accomplishment, that. Today he called for a ride home after he rode the bus most of the way to our house. As it was about 90 degrees outside, I obliged. I'm a good mom, plus it got me out of a very hot house and into the sweet deliciousness of my air conditioned vehicle. My oldest and youngest daughters went along for the ride and they spotted The Boy before I did. "What's up with his pants?" Indeed. The operative word for his pants was up . He wears those extremely skinny jeans and he'd rolled them up to about knee level and he was walking towards us with a grimace on his face. He was in pain. You see, five hours earlier, in the throes of near heat exhaustion, he rolled the legs of his pants up and then his legs swelled up. He was unable to remove his own pants or roll down what he...
oh but i would!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmmmmm..... not smart Pammy!
ReplyDeleteok........I gotta ask.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is snow, ice and cold weather and what's that wet stuff that you claim falls outta the sky?????????
Mon 30c
Tues32c
Wed 32c
Thurs 34c
Fri 34c
Sat 36c
Sun 36c
Mon 38c with thundery showers.
I never heard of thunder in the shower.
Good tip...I'll write that down and put it by the door where it will be sure to remind me.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should footnote that if you are a teenager this doesn't apply to you because above all, you must look cool even if it means wearing flip flops all year round with every single outfit.
ReplyDeletePaige, you are SO right! Teenagers MUST look cool at all times. It's a death sentence to them if they don't.
ReplyDeleteWhitesnake, it's called COLD WEATHER. We're suffering from it right now.
Janet, yes, I did it. And I paid the price.
Anna...I learn things the hard way.