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Day Five: Someone Shoot Me

I won't lie to you. Things have gone from bad to worse. Today is the fifth day of my enforced confinement due to the cold and snow. We made it to church, but I was called upon to leave early in search of The Girl who had walked home on her own.

Boy was that a lie. Seems The Eighteen Year Old's Boyfriend (hereafter referred to as The Boyfriend) got his drivers license on Tuesday. Just in time too, because The Eighteen Year Old just lost hers. Serendipitous, eh?

....young looooove......first looooooove........

It's still cold outside and we're expecting a snow storm on Tuesday. If anyone is counting, that will be Day Seven.

Please send an air drop of valium. Forget the food, just send the tranquilzers.

Comments

  1. Kindness8:56 PM

    oh dear sweet pammy,

    not only will i send the valium, i will come administer a proper and safe dose and entertain you as well. no.... really... lock your doors... i might not be a good influence.

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  2. Unknown9:35 PM

    Hey, who wants safe? Knock me unconscious baby. I need the break.

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  3. Zig9:44 AM

    WW says it's to do with George Dubya seeking publicity and moving south or something . . .

    Anyway take heart in the knowledge there are others in the world worse off. After all, over here in England we have rain!

    xx
    ;0)

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  4. jromer11:50 AM

    cough, sneeze, hurl...ack...ahem..'oh hey there, pam...i'll send whatever drugs i'm not currently using...'

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