I'm sure you've heard by now that blue is the new black, forty is the new thirty and they're lying through their teeth when they say that last thing. Also, imaginary childhood friends (you know you had one) have been replaced with online friends. They're the same in that no one ever really sees them, but you talk to them, you play with them, your other friends and family think you're just this side of a restraining jacket and you're a lot older than you were when you first had friends you never saw. Sure they're real you might say in that mocking tone you have . Well stop that. Save your mocking for later on when I tell you all about my Internet friends. No, I can't see them, or touch them, although some of them have asked me....um, well, we'll go into that later. People have become friends with other people across the world, sometimes they've become friends with people they'd never become friends with in RL. That means real life for
(groan) Where's my Metamucil?
ReplyDeletePammy, where the **** did you get that from? God that was a good day!
ReplyDeleteluv u babe, or have you gone right off me now.
Still love you tons Tommy old boy. Shhhh, don't tell vicus, but I stole it from him!
ReplyDeleteI'd prefer a more recent snap though. Want to share?
An unidentified red-haired woman, right, salutes serial murderer Charlie Manson (left) while Microsoft founder Bill Gates (centre) embraces the couple at his niece's birthday party.
ReplyDeleteOK what was really being said here, and I should know, was... The girl on the right was saying, 'Whose the gorgeous guy on your right'.
ReplyDeleteThe guy in the middle was saying, 'How wonderful to meet up again after all these years?',
And the guy on the right was saying, 'God, look at all these chics, if I don't get laid tonight I don't deserve to ever get laid'.
Old hippies forget their principles and sue vicious old trout for ripping off private gallery.
ReplyDeleteOoooh Pammy, I think you've upset the Vickster!
ReplyDeleteunbeknownst to dewey, the undercover cop, his obviously uncomfortable peace sign and screaming tie dye shirt screamed 'undercover cop' at the LOVE NOW hippie compound.
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"I order the mushroom soup, next thing you know I wake up three days later after seeing Blair Brown as a naked sphinx and I'm the designated driver at a Dead concert."
ReplyDeleteI think being called a vicious old trout is worse than being called an old cabbage.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to let Carmenzta know.
The Dangers of LSD!
ReplyDeleteThe guy on the left, let's call him Tom: Woah, man. Every time I open my eyes I swear I can see a psychedilc 6ft rabbit.
Osama Bin Laden is embraced by a peace activist while his 3rd? 4th? wife looks on....
ReplyDelete"Why I Never Went to Woodstock"?
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