Will Soon Be Graduating From High School This means, in some small measure, I have successfully managed to get him through 12 years of school and to the age of 18 alive. No small accomplishment, that. Today he called for a ride home after he rode the bus most of the way to our house. As it was about 90 degrees outside, I obliged. I'm a good mom, plus it got me out of a very hot house and into the sweet deliciousness of my air conditioned vehicle. My oldest and youngest daughters went along for the ride and they spotted The Boy before I did. "What's up with his pants?" Indeed. The operative word for his pants was up . He wears those extremely skinny jeans and he'd rolled them up to about knee level and he was walking towards us with a grimace on his face. He was in pain. You see, five hours earlier, in the throes of near heat exhaustion, he rolled the legs of his pants up and then his legs swelled up. He was unable to remove his own pants or roll down what he...
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ReplyDeleteNow sit. Play dead. Good boy!
ReplyDeleteI was going to say what Vicus said. I do hate being predicatable.
ReplyDeleteI will if you show a full length picture of you in that Santa hat. I take it that you were wearing nothing else.
ReplyDeleteWoof!
ReplyDeleteOn a more serious note, this "comic" couldn't be more further from the truth. And to think most people in this day and age have forgotten the TRUE reason for the Season.
Dave, I fear vicus has contaminated you.
ReplyDeletevicus--I was fully clothed. I'm always fully clothed even when showering.
Steve, I agree. Most people mindlessly go through this time of year without thinking of the reason for it.