I'm sure you've heard by now that blue is the new black, forty is the new thirty and they're lying through their teeth when they say that last thing. Also, imaginary childhood friends (you know you had one) have been replaced with online friends. They're the same in that no one ever really sees them, but you talk to them, you play with them, your other friends and family think you're just this side of a restraining jacket and you're a lot older than you were when you first had friends you never saw. Sure they're real you might say in that mocking tone you have . Well stop that. Save your mocking for later on when I tell you all about my Internet friends. No, I can't see them, or touch them, although some of them have asked me....um, well, we'll go into that later. People have become friends with other people across the world, sometimes they've become friends with people they'd never become friends with in RL. That means real life for ...
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ReplyDeleteNow sit. Play dead. Good boy!
ReplyDeleteI was going to say what Vicus said. I do hate being predicatable.
ReplyDeleteI will if you show a full length picture of you in that Santa hat. I take it that you were wearing nothing else.
ReplyDeleteWoof!
ReplyDeleteOn a more serious note, this "comic" couldn't be more further from the truth. And to think most people in this day and age have forgotten the TRUE reason for the Season.
Dave, I fear vicus has contaminated you.
ReplyDeletevicus--I was fully clothed. I'm always fully clothed even when showering.
Steve, I agree. Most people mindlessly go through this time of year without thinking of the reason for it.