Just hair coloring.
Today is the day I decided to color my hair again. So this morning I dutifully read the directions, applied creme to the ends, mixed the colors, added it to my hair then piled it on top of my head. It was at this point that I ran into my son.
"Whoa...what's up with your hair?"
"I'm coloring it"
"No Chris, next week. You're seeing into the future"
"Don't girls usually do that at night?"
"I was unaware of that rule"