Will Soon Be Graduating From High School This means, in some small measure, I have successfully managed to get him through 12 years of school and to the age of 18 alive. No small accomplishment, that. Today he called for a ride home after he rode the bus most of the way to our house. As it was about 90 degrees outside, I obliged. I'm a good mom, plus it got me out of a very hot house and into the sweet deliciousness of my air conditioned vehicle. My oldest and youngest daughters went along for the ride and they spotted The Boy before I did. "What's up with his pants?" Indeed. The operative word for his pants was up . He wears those extremely skinny jeans and he'd rolled them up to about knee level and he was walking towards us with a grimace on his face. He was in pain. You see, five hours earlier, in the throes of near heat exhaustion, he rolled the legs of his pants up and then his legs swelled up. He was unable to remove his own pants or roll down what he...
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Mrs T. Please bear in mind that some of us do not wish the last thing to be seen before we retire for the night to be highly erotic photographs of a lady.
ReplyDeleteIt is all very well for those of you living in the libidinous North West to flaunt yourselves thus in public, but the rest of us are of a more conservative disposition. I doubt whether I will be able to concentrate on my Jane Austen tonight.
Wait until I show you my c-section scar! You think you can't sleep now. Ha.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say something along the lines of Mr Scurra's comment. I won't bother now.
ReplyDeleteThe sight of such an ugly leg just really does it for you? You boys across the water have hair triggers.
ReplyDeleteActually that is one nice looking leg roar!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHeather?
ReplyDeleteAt least you matched your crocs to your socks!
ReplyDeleteI may have ghastly legs, but my sense of fashion remains intact. Some day hopefully I'll be able to exercise it again.
ReplyDeletegasp!
ReplyDeletecrocs?!
hmmm....
I know...what was I thinking.
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