I swear, sometimes I am too stupid and clumsy to live. Case in point. See this?
Yeah, that's my right foot. I fell down the stairs yesterday morning as I was trying to get out of the house on time to get to work. BAM and I'm down. Three toes busted and my foot is swollen.
I'm hobbling around like a 90 year old woman.
Like I said, bubble wrap. Lots and lots of bubble wrap. It's the only thing that will save me.