I swear, sometimes I am too stupid and clumsy to live. Case in point. See this?
Yeah, that's my right foot. I fell down the stairs yesterday morning as I was trying to get out of the house on time to get to work. BAM and I'm down. Three toes busted and my foot is swollen.
I'm hobbling around like a 90 year old woman.
Like I said, bubble wrap. Lots and lots of bubble wrap. It's the only thing that will save me.
Yeah, that's my right foot. I fell down the stairs yesterday morning as I was trying to get out of the house on time to get to work. BAM and I'm down. Three toes busted and my foot is swollen.
I'm hobbling around like a 90 year old woman.
Like I said, bubble wrap. Lots and lots of bubble wrap. It's the only thing that will save me.
You don't need that! Ouch!
ReplyDeleteYou clumsy great tart.
ReplyDeleteOh man...I had a co-worker fell down the stairs at work yesterday too. Fortunately it was inside, and she didn't seriously injure herself...not even as bad as you did -- but she banged up her shoulder a little and scraped skin. What is it about stairs??? Take care.
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry, I just noticed a typo in my previous comment.
ReplyDeleteIt should have read "I am so sorry to hear of your misfortune."