I've decided to hold a Caption Contest for the following photograph.
Anyone? Anyone?
Anyone? Anyone?
Will Soon Be Graduating From High School This means, in some small measure, I have successfully managed to get him through 12 years of school and to the age of 18 alive. No small accomplishment, that. Today he called for a ride home after he rode the bus most of the way to our house. As it was about 90 degrees outside, I obliged. I'm a good mom, plus it got me out of a very hot house and into the sweet deliciousness of my air conditioned vehicle. My oldest and youngest daughters went along for the ride and they spotted The Boy before I did. "What's up with his pants?" Indeed. The operative word for his pants was up . He wears those extremely skinny jeans and he'd rolled them up to about knee level and he was walking towards us with a grimace on his face. He was in pain. You see, five hours earlier, in the throes of near heat exhaustion, he rolled the legs of his pants up and then his legs swelled up. He was unable to remove his own pants or roll down what he...
(groan) Where's my Metamucil?
ReplyDeletePammy, where the **** did you get that from? God that was a good day!
ReplyDeleteluv u babe, or have you gone right off me now.
Still love you tons Tommy old boy. Shhhh, don't tell vicus, but I stole it from him!
ReplyDeleteI'd prefer a more recent snap though. Want to share?
An unidentified red-haired woman, right, salutes serial murderer Charlie Manson (left) while Microsoft founder Bill Gates (centre) embraces the couple at his niece's birthday party.
ReplyDeleteOK what was really being said here, and I should know, was... The girl on the right was saying, 'Whose the gorgeous guy on your right'.
ReplyDeleteThe guy in the middle was saying, 'How wonderful to meet up again after all these years?',
And the guy on the right was saying, 'God, look at all these chics, if I don't get laid tonight I don't deserve to ever get laid'.
Old hippies forget their principles and sue vicious old trout for ripping off private gallery.
ReplyDeleteOoooh Pammy, I think you've upset the Vickster!
ReplyDeleteunbeknownst to dewey, the undercover cop, his obviously uncomfortable peace sign and screaming tie dye shirt screamed 'undercover cop' at the LOVE NOW hippie compound.
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"I order the mushroom soup, next thing you know I wake up three days later after seeing Blair Brown as a naked sphinx and I'm the designated driver at a Dead concert."
ReplyDeleteI think being called a vicious old trout is worse than being called an old cabbage.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to let Carmenzta know.
The Dangers of LSD!
ReplyDeleteThe guy on the left, let's call him Tom: Woah, man. Every time I open my eyes I swear I can see a psychedilc 6ft rabbit.
Osama Bin Laden is embraced by a peace activist while his 3rd? 4th? wife looks on....
ReplyDelete"Why I Never Went to Woodstock"?
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